I wonder if my dad knew how much he could have used his Vietnam experience to get things in this country. I wonder if he realized his faithfullness to my mother was for nothing given the P.O.W Pass for adultry he could have cashed in. Just like the American Express card, the P.O.W pass gets you many things.

The P.O.W pass

Benefit #1 Freedom from the 7th commandment, Thou shalt not commit adultry ...........

No No, I am serious being a P.O.W/Vietnam Vet gives you a free pass on this according to Fox Cartoon New Network and Sean Hannity. See having been a P.O.W and three years after gives you the above moral and Godly authority to cheat on your ailing wife without reprecussions. After all, it isn't your fault your P.O.W penis slipped out and ended up in another women's vagina. Now this is totally NOT the belief of the white working class and most Americans, this is the belief of Fox and Sean Hannity....take a listen. (exhibit A)

Benefit #2 The economy smonomy, it is all about war

I am only repeating Sen.McCain here, "I know how to win wars"....."I don't know very much about the economy".....Yep this is what we need right now is more of a billion dollar war and who needs to worry about the economy. So who do we pick on now....you know those crazy people in St. Thomas don't seem to like us very much. Sen. McCain is clearly ALL about the war and knows very little about the economy, which has put us in this situtation we are currently in.

Benefit #3 Freedom FROM the press

Being in Vietnam gives you freedom from criticism for many things...ok alot of things...such as: why haven't you cracked 44% in any poll, why do you seem to talk about war alot?, why is that you can't admit this war was a mistake?, why did you declare victory 5 years ago based on a banner that was hung?, (exhibit B) , why hasn't anyone asked you about the keating five scandel? (exhibit C) , why did you laugh when a lady called Hillary Clinton a lady you respect a bitch (exhibit D) And this is a short list to be continued.....or that if Sen. McCain doesn't invoke the P.O.W. pass.

Benefit #4 P.O.W's are not required to be honest anymore

"The American people want a respectful campaign" "Country First".......Now because Sen. McCain is a Vietnam vet, he does not have to adhere to his own words, so the lies about Sen. Obama will continue, he will continue to put his country first in times of economic crises by calling us a bunch of whiners and appease our mental recession.

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